Dreams do come true if a chap gets placed in a dude company like DreamWorks.
So what if they undergo a few funny tweaks to settle in the dudeness ;)
Step 1: Refer to the fb pics of seniors, analyze their attire and chop off all the pants to knee length.
Step 2: If you are unfortunately named something like ‘Teerthankar’ brace yourself up to be called ‘Tatti’ as a part of ‘disfigure-any-name’ tradition.
Step 2.5: Compare it against colleges nicks like Golu, Badboo, Ghissu and cry.
Step 3: Learn to distinguish between male and female colleagues. Men will always have longer hair and prettier earrings.
Step 4: Get rid of the weird Indian accent. Religiously watch video lectures of F.R.I.E.N.D.S . to overcome this handicap.
Step 5: Wear GAP sweatshirt no matter how hot the weather is. Don’t wear full pants no matter how cold the weather is.
Step 6: Wear only bathroom slippers to work.
Step 7: Get ears pierced. Right after lower lip piercing.
Step 8: Buy fake boom boom boomer tattoos for biceps incase still numb with the pain of piercing.
Btw, all this this is just my guess about the guys who work 9 floors above me. Reality may be even more interesting. ;)