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Thursday 31 January 2013

Mat Ghiso, Bas Hanso



  1.    If constipation ever hits your smile, watch this happy dent ad and you will burst out laughing within khichiks ;)
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yn1dQ3zyFg

2.    If ‘FRIENDS’ made you laugh, Sarabhai Vs Sarabhai will make you laugh++. Especially this particular episode:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUZis7u0tnw

3.    Blow in air with your straw in that lime juice. Bubbles will make your giggle Strawnger. ;)

4.    Concentrate on Himesh Harammiya’s dance steps in this song. It is irritatingly funny.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1-aeR647oA

5.    If you feel frustrated and compressed, give it back to the bubble wraps. Every burst is an amazing stress buster.

6.     Give “Death by Chocolate” a quick hog when low \m/

7.    Sheer stupid things like the following scene from ‘Andaaz Apna Apna’ has cheered me up million times, especially the last bike drama :D 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRbSzNfzmvE 

8.    Instead of clicking away like an idiot to keep yourself superficially busy, click and hover randomly on an awesome page like this. Simple and neat, yet so amazing that it restores faith in human creativity ? 
http://www.lateral-inc.com/about-us/team/

9.    Live for yourself, laugh at yourself and just when you think it’s all just a speech, ride up and shine… ‘Oppa Gangnam’ style!  

Sunday 27 January 2013

RACE 2 the nearest Exit!!



Race 2 is a sheer disgrace to the awesome Race and basically a movie full of poopholes and probably not worth an effort even if you are tired of counting the interruptions of Arnab Goswami . 

Jacqueline Fernandez’s talent is put forth in the form of uncalled for slutty moans and bimbo strutting. She plays an arm candy to John Abraham whose acting is worse than his character sketch, lacking power and expressions completely. Then there was Uncle Saif to bore you further. Anil Kapoor’s dialogues were ripped off from a C grade disgusting movie though Ameesha played a bimbo so well, it seemed it was inbuilt in her persona!

What can I say about the routine monkey dance and song routine.. The story is so dumb that I don’t feel like torturing myself recalling it frame by frame. The climax of this super flop movie was in a super plane which survived open windows and broken doors. LOL!

P.S(If you are just too jobless): Girls, watch it for Deepika’s awesome style, sexy clothes, shoes, accessories and tonnes of attitude worth learning. Guys, mentioning Deepika is enough I hope? ;)

Sigh! If only she could change the almost certain fate of this film just like she LOLed(changed) the sequence of cards through a micro sensor fitted in her goggles! ;)

Thursday 24 January 2013

A lil beer and lots of Beauty ;)




A T Shirt I had designed for a beer-o-philic friend but the printing seriously pooped on all my photoshop hard work >.<

It's all about Nothing




I have been falling short of feelings to pick up pen and paper (Okay word file and keyboard in reality) because I have nothing on mind.  Nothing is beautiful. It’s the void between materialism and heart. A happy place which I create and dissolve as and when I want to. It’s a sacred state I wish yet fear to achieve.  

Then there is a nothing which is painful. A void that is forced. A certain news has always put my life into perspective.  A woman recently lost her husband at the trigger of nothing. It was a normal day till the night it was decided that he would not live. I have never spoken to her and don’t know how she cried, how much she cried but I feel a bond of pain. How could he just go away! The excitement in the relationship had settled down to a beautiful friendship and understanding and the god just recalled him. Why? What did she do?? The hair had not even turned pepper salt before life turned grey for her.

 I anticipate the blues, the pain, the fear as I stand here cribbing about losing hair, food, toenail, fighting when all I should be caring about is nothing.