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Thursday 26 April 2012

Us and Rights



We Indians have always succeeded in exerting our rights.
Be it with the British or in the overcrowded train where
a bully is spread on our reserved seat treating it like his
ancestral property or a family with kids which actually needs to sit.

We fight. Even if we may not be Right.  

P.S: Pardon the small font. :)

Wednesday 25 April 2012

The Big Bang Theory: Not some shit


5 seasons down the line, I am sheldstruck man. period.

BBT has been my antidote to boredom and any spark of depressing boy voyage.
This post is about my mental perception of a sensory stimulus,The didactic BBT.


Trying to learn ‘Rock-paper-scissors-lizard-Spock’ while Sheldon is motor mouthing the rules or watching him fold  clothes are all too funny to tolerate at times.   

Times when Penny gets the better of Sheldon are worth preserving in the memory forever. That episode when Penny said ‘oh! I see’(pronounced OIC) after she was sheldonightened with the full form of AFK and then he asking the full form of OIC. Twice. Epic! A nice reminder that nothing is invincible ;)

Thank you Dr. Raj Koothrappali for supporting my claim that catching an American accent is not a compulsory disease. It’s just an option compulsorily chosen by NRIs living anywhere on the globe to sound hip and cool. How else could the mystery behind the theory of Indians catching an accent *forever* in a 6 month trip while foreigners sticking with their twisted tongue even after a decade in the subcontinent be explained. 

Hey Howard! You are the true Indian man. Not Raj. Still henpecked under mommy’s thumb and walking the tight rope between her love and girlfriend’s is the status of majority of Indian men and you, ofcourse.

I am glad Penny is not a typical pretty bimbo standing like a mannequin to laugh at male leads jokes. She has managed to hold her own happy go lucky self  against a gang of extraordinary nerds. ‘Funny girl’ is not an oxymoron anymore. Penny, you are worth every penny that you extract from the show.

Leonard is the last ray of hope for an average man to frogleap from ‘single’  to ‘in a relationship’ category for real. But on those dark, lonely nights when I think of a hot and happening chick “actually” dating a caring, loving and a boring nerd  like him, I realize it’s a fiction afterall.   :|
  


 The post was supposed to declare my love for Sheldon but I still haven’t mentioned him enough. So here go my closing thoughts. The fluidity in his body language and dialogues is bombastic. His love for meemo, kitty song, science, discipline in food consumption are all innocently funny. So eccentric, yet he managed to score a girlfriend and then came up with a counter proposal for sex!. God _/\_(can’t resist, even though he seems to be an atheist)

He has his fun and never compromises with it. That’s the way to live. We meet many poopers, but rarely a Cooper. \m/ 

And Yes. That booming laughter of ours does start with The Big Bang. :)

Monday 16 April 2012

Wrestlemania Shit


Watching the 'hell in a cell' match between Undertaker and Triple H set my spirits up and BP high, even more than exams.

The gist is that Undertaker stretched his unbeaten record at wrestlemania to 20 by twisting every possible node in Triple H's body, while Shawn Michaels played a macho Tulsi Virani in the role of referee.  Everybody has a wrestler within and surely, even I felt like manifesting a few punches on mess food, overpriced junk, confused life et al. Or as they say, Wanted to send a few high- fives randomly. With a chair. Made of steel :D
Wrestlemania 28 surely stamped many ''how why when's'' over my head.  Will share some random observations/queries:

-          Undertaker uses which eyeliner dude! It stayed perfect even when he couldn’t. I need his fashion advice.

-          Ye dhaisau(250)  KN ke force se  jab kisiko ko maar padta hai na, to aadmi uthta nahi.. kood k khada ho jata hai. How!! # Even Sunny Deol is flabbergasted.

-          Triple H, why didn’t you tie your hair before the fight. Your mommy taught you nothing it seems about how unkempt hair is a magnet for trouble. I hope u learnt your lesson this time.

-          Triple H again! Why did not you kick at the only covered part of your opponent, instead of getting a hammer which you couldn’t even lift up half of the time.

-          Advice to Shawn Michaels: Since you are retired now and displayed immense emotional quotient, poise and integrity while getting your pet ass kicked, I say dye your silky blond hair black and meet Ms. Ekta Kapoor asap.

Apparently, all the fights are fake with cuts made with hidden razors and hammer is  made of sponge, chair of some soft wood and sound is amplified by booming speakers. Whatever it is, it surely managed to bring back ‘now funny then painful’ childhood memories  when I used to choke slam(rarely) while I got jack hammered, Tombstone piledrivered and danced to the tunes of sweet chin music, as WWF transited to WWE ;)  
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Monday 9 April 2012

trolling shit

To all my sporty, kickass friends who did not pick up a brawl in response to my teasing harmless troll. 

Randomly,
Most of the times,
I love it when everything rhymes :P