Firstly, I would like a committee to be set up to
investigate if Jyoti Randhawa has stolen
all his wife’s cash. Why else did an amazing actor like Chitrangada Singh stoop
to something as low as signing this movie. Tcchh….
The core of the movie is to promote ‘Assholism’ in general
through John Abraham’s(Ishaan) character. The title reflects him as a selfish
but actually he is also a cheapo who refuses to pay the milkman of his gf
Anushka(btw, he is a leach living in her house, probably for free)because he
drinks black coffee. Should we laugh? Haha..haha…
Anushka(Chitrangada) dumps him and he falls for his neighbor
, Gauri (Prachi Desai) just because she keeps flashing.
I mean keeps flashing her …errr.. Teeth! Stylist by
profession, she herself wears tacky combination of blue and yellow clothes. She
is so demented that even being left alone on a road by the jerk, Ishaan also makes
her laugh. She is also a part time electrician always playing with screwdriver
in the building. Why the hell did she not fix her own loose screw !
Ishaan meanwhile, decides to promote Aamla, who is not
edible or tolerable at all. She declares being a noob at everything except
singing but miraculously starts doing classical dance at the end with bad lip
syncing.
There is one good thing about Ishaan though. He turns
into a motivational speaker(Deepak Chopra ..listening?) everytime Aamla is just
about to piss in her pants in panic. Just 2 lines and boom!
Meanwhile Anushka discovers that she is pregnant with Ishaan’s
child..blah..blah..
Ishaan’s mother takes revenge for the audience by slapping
him tight which makes him a good person.LOL!So at the end, he becomes a
responsible father while Anushka doesn’t take him back for a hotter guy.
Finally a good decision. ;)
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