Since I am writing this on an empty stomach, the best
analogy for PK crossing my thoughts right now is that of a chef putting Rajma
masala, chhole masala, chaat masala, meat masala, chicken masala, blah blah
masala, all at once in a dish just because he did not want to leave out any
flavor and in the process ruining what could have been potentially a cult dish.
PK’s core idea is to highlight a very common Indian disease, Voluntary
Religious exploitation of people, by people and how ironic it is, irrespective of a particular religion. The movie deals with religious hypocrisy
very logically and in a simple manner. Having said that, such a strong message in
the movie got a bit diluted by many other ridiculous nonsense within the movie
itself. And now I have so many points to crib about!
1. If cricket can go down from 60 overs to 50 overs
to 20 overs with changing times, why can’t the length of a typical big banner
movie in Bollywood as well? It was
unnecessarily stretched by stupid things like Alien-Girl sequence etc. I donno
if it is theater specific but I am sure that planets must have changed their
position to cause major astrological influences and in the meanwhile entire
janta must have got educated on ‘Aamsutra’ and ‘Choc-On’ by Katrina Kaif in
those 30 minutes of interval advertisement.
2.
Why would they keep zooming on Anushka’s ugly
lips? Also, just because Sushant is married, not conventionally good looking
and not a star kid, they made him chew on so much plastic. Awwwwwwwww…
3.
What are the odds that a Bhojpuri speaking
prostitute is working in a small area of Rajasthan just so that the hero could
have that dialect #TooFake.
Also why wouldn’t he get his language
updated when he falls for over enthusiastic Jaggu-The Maggu. After all, she
would have held his hands more easily and he would have had a better shot at impressing
her.
4.
Jaggu and Sarfaraaz(Sarfu here on) bonded over
poetry and literature and it was shown umpteen times where one of them is
sitting and the other one is lying in the lap at a perfect angle to sniff the
other’s armpits, reading books/notebooks.
Sarfu himself was a writer by hobby so I am pretty sure atleast some of those
notebooks had his handwriting in it. Then How the hell can neither of them
recognize handwriting or call to inquire/please/abuse. What is the probability of
being super dumb? Hmmmm…. 1.
5.
Are we
sure call was made to Pakistani Embassy? Because it surely looked like Love
Guru’s hotline number. Dramatic boundaries were crossed as all the Pakistanis
started reacting as if it was announced that Gosht will be served more in
quantity than the usual.
6.
I am all for men nudity (Finally!!!!) but why
didn’t they show Ranbir’s goodies instead of a man who is the father of three in
real life. #TooBad
PK is an Okay one time watch. See it for the
strong, logical questions it raises, funny sequences in the first half and
Ranbir Kapur in the end.
Anyway, I left theater with a very profound
doubt. Did Sarfu have a job in Pakistan? Did he not? Was he so vella he kept
calling everyday? Or was he damn rich? Was he working from home at the time of
call? Are the companies there that cool?? Kya Aapke Toothpaste me Namak hai??Blah!