How Can My True Love Leave me!

It’s been a couple of hours since he left me. All my calls are going in vain. Now I know how Sita must have felt in her exile bereft of Ram, Arnab Goswami in his Maun Vrata and Jacqueline Fernandez in Bollywood.  Completely lost!

I pressed him hard to revive our relationship. Tried to reconnect all the connection I could think of. In a moment of desperation, breaching a barricade of robots, I reached his boss also who promised me a time frame of 2 days to get him back. I know that his promise is as fake as Koena Mitra’s nose.

How can he forget it all! How we stayed up till 2 in the night talking sweet nothings, searching for the meaning of life and trying to upgrade it all. I don’t know how to live anymore. I am sitting with my laptop and tears roll down its eyes as well. Even the domino’s free pizza offer on Friday night fails to cure my addiction to him. World seems black and white and this is the closest I have come to experiencing rural life in a while.

Baby, please come back.

You are my soul mate. You are my search mate. Because you are my Airtel Internet connection.

educational shit

“la la la la..koochie koo..icecream..faces lit........ >.< ..…..ulti shit..Iscream..@$%%# you....blah blah blah’. Thts how   the titanic  track incessantly playing  in ur cerebrum ends. Lara Croft in u meets the hidden Meena Kumari and u wonder if u have split personality disorder . But, hang on! everything hs a positive side.

 Firstly, u get to relive the breakup scene from ur fav sitcom ..either u eat a tub of icecream without guilt  or  u stop gobbling and  dispel 80% of the factor tht makes up 70% of ur weight(water, incase u din know) . Either way, u GAIN something!! (weight /figure). Even though U delete 1000 pictures.. 100 thousand memories linger on… but look logically and u discover a space tht can  store 10 more \m/ movies in ur laptop.  You  INSPIRE many chartbusters like “teardrops” and “what hurts the most…”. Wht better way to give back to the society!

You finally do all crazy things that u secretly wished to, but openly criticized. You develop a new perspective even without shrooms.

Breakups certainly put a brake but  never let them break u down. Start something u wanted to. Say  a blog :) .

Get over “Love is like a bird; Let it go. If it comes back, then only its yours”.

 Rather, just let it go… like a FART!

P.S: it’s a work of reality+fiction and what I did/am doing/will do may completely be pi radians out of phase with what I just wrote ! :D