Art of Self Entertainment

1.       Let your hair loose literally on your neck and press it now. Feeling is same as that of caressing your favorite doggie. Oops! Sorry non girly boys.

2.       Google your genuine doubts like the one I once had: ‘Why is butter milk called butter milk when it does not have butter’.

3.       Make Maggi in Rasna. Or NOT.  It tastes yuck!

4.       Spam your hyper intelligent genius friend’s wall with the message: ‘Chaddi Or Vest, YOU ARE THE BEST!”

5.       Climb up an escalator coming down.

P.S: Don’t act oversmart. Wait for everybody to leave the mall after the night show.

6.       Dance like no one is watching or whoever is watching won’t be able to dance again out of sheer trauma. Same goes for singing like a frog-crow hybrid intentionally or otherwise.

7.       Talk to kids as much as you can. They bring in a fresh perspective. After a few speechless moments, your stagnant IQ will start kicking up again.

8.       Invent your own games.  Translate your favorite song into another language. The idiocy of whole idea and the funny words will tickle you from within.

Look What I found!

           Hindi

A Kya Bolti Tu ?

A Kya Mai Bolu ?

Sun

Suna

Ati Kya Khandala ?

Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?

Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

            Sanskrit

Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi

Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh

Shrinvasi!

Shrunha

Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi

Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh

gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja karishma, kim karishyam

9.       Dance like no one is watching or whoever is watching won’t be able to dance again out of sheer trauma. Same goes for singing like a frog-crow hybrid intentionally or otherwise.

10.       Talk to kids as much as you can. They bring in a fresh perspective. After a few speechless moments, your stagnant IQ will start kicking up again.