Watching the 'hell in a cell' match between Undertaker and
Triple H set my spirits up and BP high, even more than exams.
The gist is that Undertaker stretched his unbeaten record at
wrestlemania to 20 by twisting every possible node in Triple H's body, while
Shawn Michaels played a macho Tulsi Virani in the role of referee. Everybody has a wrestler within and surely,
even I felt like manifesting a few punches on mess food, overpriced junk,
confused life et al. Or as they say, Wanted to send a few high- fives randomly.
With a chair. Made of steel :D
Wrestlemania 28 surely stamped many ''how why when's'' over
my head. Will share some random
observations/queries:
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Undertaker uses which eyeliner dude! It stayed
perfect even when he couldn’t. I need his fashion advice.
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Ye dhaisau(250) KN ke force se jab kisiko ko maar padta hai na, to aadmi
uthta nahi.. kood k khada ho jata hai. How!! # Even Sunny Deol is
flabbergasted.
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Triple H, why didn’t you tie your hair before
the fight. Your mommy taught you nothing it seems about how unkempt hair is a
magnet for trouble. I hope u learnt your lesson this time.
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Triple H again! Why did not you kick at
the only covered part of your opponent, instead of getting a hammer which you couldn’t
even lift up half of the time.
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Advice to Shawn Michaels: Since you are retired
now and displayed immense emotional quotient, poise and integrity while getting
your pet ass kicked, I say dye your silky blond hair black and meet Ms. Ekta
Kapoor asap.
Apparently, all the fights are fake with
cuts made with hidden razors and hammer is made of sponge, chair of some soft wood and
sound is amplified by booming speakers. Whatever it is, it surely managed to
bring back ‘now funny then painful’ childhood memories when I used to choke slam(rarely) while I got
jack hammered, Tombstone piledrivered and danced to the
tunes of sweet chin music, as WWF transited to WWE ;)
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