P for beginners

 - If ‘assi’ means ‘I’ , then what does 80 mean?   

Btw, this halfway translated song is my humble attempt at showcasing my not-so-changi Punjabi.

Step 1: guess the geet.

Step 2: te play it.

Step 3: read it properly alongside n enjoy the depth of jazbaats . :P

Step 4: if cant clear step 1, dont ask me.

  

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Har ikk raat  sufne vich

Main ghatya harkate karda si.

And that’s how aida thwanu jana 

Chal phut  utte…

yo

your wadda  tummy has

Kept us dur

Tussi have come to showoff tussi

Chal phut utte….

yo

Te door, te paas

Jitthe bhi ho tussi

Menu yakeen hai

That my dil will  dhudak dhudak dhudak dhadak…..

Abbey kameene ikk wari fir darwaaza khol

Tussi te chimbared in my fephda

And my dil will  dhudak dhudak dhudak dhadak…..

Yo

“

Love  aids di taran hai ...

ek waari je mil jave tan

eh tenu maar k hi picha chodegi

yo

yoyo

.

.

.

.

your wadda  tummy has

Kept us dur

Tussi have come to showoff tussi

Chal phut utte….

Yo

- My fav original  PJ cracked by a jovial sard in deco lab.

 Me: sir, where will I find this IC ?

 Sard(in his pindi tone): IC to apne chamber me hai. Hahahahahahahahha..

 Me: :| :D  :|

- The title is dedicated to my non CS frnds who romance with ‘C for beginners’  daily for placement. =P

- Thank you-à http://www.ijunoon.com/punjabi/dictionary.aspx?

I got/took EEE quiz

For all the eee soldiers and the  midway martyrs, this will correctly tell you if fate is to be blamed or you are to be blamed for this fate of yours.

1.    What does ‘EEE’ mean to you?

a.    Your expected grades.

b.    Your unexpected grades.

c.    Your beloved branch.

d.    Reminds you of your due IEEE paper.

2.    What is the 1^st thing that comes to your mind when you hear the word “CHIPS”?

a.     Uncle chips(blue/green)

b.    lays

c.    VLSI chips

d.    MSI chips

   

3.    ……… Is the IC made exclusively for  ……..

a.    KBC, traumatizing u by PDA(Public Distribution of Avg minus papers )

b.    kaane, torturing your soul with a grin.

c.    7432, OR operation.

d.    7402, 3 input NAND operation.

4.     You spend the most productive hours of your day in:

a.    Room.

b.    LT, daydreaming.

c.    LT, making notes.

d.    Library, copying the missed notes.

5.    Before cdc’s, you wanted to purse which profession as a free time hobby?

a.    24x7 Engineering.

b.    Research.

c.    Photography.

d.    Stenography.

6.    After cdc’s, you feel confident enough to pursue which bread winning profession?

a.    Stenography.

b.    Photography.

c.    Research.

d.    Engineering.

7.    What do you feel about the mood swings of electrons and holes in a semiconductor?

a.    Abbey, go wherever you want to, however you want to.. just get me marks.

b.    You don’t give a shit.

c.    Ooooooooooooo! Holy shit. Its too important a point to ignore.

d.    Awww!! Admire the beauty of the subject and pursue MS in this field.

8.    Mechanical engineering is:

a.    A shortcut to average plus marks.

b.    A shortcut you regret being deprived of.

c.    A good branch but not better than EEE anyday.

d.    Lite.. we cover it all in EMEC and EMFW.

9.    How do you see ‘0’?

a.    Reminder of all india test series for entrance exams.

b.    Its not 0. Just av-5.

c.    An exception in your otherwise pretty record.

d.    A motivation to mug harder for the next exam.

10. * This post is an artwork of a …………….

a.     eee victim.

b.    Frustrated eee victim.

c.    Hopeless, frustrated eee victim.

d.    All of the above.

If your answer has  mostly a’s or b’s, sorry chap, you got EEE and EEE got ya in return. You cant do anything about it and how much ever harsh it sounds, u gotta live with it. But luckily, u have eliminated the possibility of a future tangled in wires with your own hands.

For the c/d dudes, you took EEE and it will surely take you for a ride to foreign countries for free. Have a ‘shocking’ yet boring future ahead.

Those who chose almost equal no. of a,b,c,d’s , your confused head will go through much more shit than a pair of bums has ever gone through!  High time you wake up and choose to bEEE or not to bEEE a EEE engineer.

PS: Cheers to the sem that has just begun with a hi(gh) five =)

jab we met..

No. its not a love story. No kareena. No shahid. But atleast, there was a railway station as the backdrop for my real life encounter with a ………… !   

Waiting at margao station to catch 3 am train at the end of a day where I almost got a sunstroke while my parents couldn’t get enough of beaches and watersports…. could I be  more upset? I swore not to get up from my seat till 3 as a sign of protest and anger before dad excitedly announced the presence of a possible terrorist caught  at the platform. 6^th sense was screaming:  “ur Dad is replaying ‘come-here-take-a-candy-and-oops-injection’  trick” but still I worked against inertia and went out.

He looked like my dandruff-white friend from ps1. Same length, height and width. Only his beard prevented me from yelling “hiiii ******” aloud. Pushing everyone aside, I reached 5 steps away from him and police and then we had EYECONTACT! And out of nowhere,  myth that a snake captures the face of its enemy in its eyes and takes revenge later(probably, side effect of watching jaani-dushmann so many times) popped in my head n I backed off a lil. He was probably my age or even younger.

With his hands tied back, he was taken to the end of the train to identify his colleagues and explain about  lost simcards and phones. I was following him everywhere like a true journalist ignoring the fact that  my teeth was chattering like a monkey and there was no female around and every person in my vicinity looked like a terrorist. In the meanwhile, He was  answering everything without too much pressure and  police nabbed  4 more guys involved within half an hour. I still wonder why those 4 were sitting in the train waiting to be caught /getting lucky, even after knowing that their plan had fizzled out.

 He was wiping his face at periodic intervals in such a chilly weather. I was getting bolder with the eye contacts and for a moment I felt like hopping 4 steps ahead and asking “ why dude! Why?!”  Policemen were happily posing alongside him and his stone cold composure throughout, was invoking unintentional sympathy from me.

Dog squad arrived eventually and police started screaming, so did my dad,  to get me glued back to my seat. I guess everyone wants a Barkha Dutt to be born; But not in their own family :|

And hence  I had to bid adieu(in my head)  to a guy who COULD have easily been studying in my college, leading a good life and enjoying female attention because of his good looks. But for him, the life has probably ended as soon as it starts for the rest of the world. He was no Ajmal Kasab. Infact, he must be atleast a dozen ranks below him, probably he had no idea of high level plans but his  life is ruined for sure.

P.S:  Kudos to the Indian officers for intercepting the telephonic conversations of such anti-social elements and acting just on time.

    

On a random note, Thank you *aaliya , farhan , faazu and hari for keeping me entertained on that never ending train journey. =)