Mat Ghiso, Bas Hanso

  1.    If constipation ever hits your smile, watch this happy dent ad and you will burst out laughing within khichiks ;)
 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yn1dQ3zyFg

2.    If ‘FRIENDS’ made you laugh, Sarabhai Vs Sarabhai will make you laugh++. Especially this particular episode:)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUZis7u0tnw

3.    Blow in air with your straw in that lime juice. Bubbles will make your giggle Strawnger. ;)

4.    Concentrate on Himesh Harammiya’s dance steps in this song. It is irritatingly funny.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1-aeR647oA

5.    If you feel frustrated and compressed, give it back to the bubble wraps. Every burst is an amazing stress buster.

6.     Give “Death by Chocolate” a quick hog when low \m/

7.    Sheer stupid things like the following scene from ‘Andaaz Apna Apna’ has cheered me up million times, especially the last bike drama :D 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRbSzNfzmvE 

8.    Instead of clicking away like an idiot to keep yourself superficially busy, click and hover randomly on an awesome page like this. Simple and neat, yet so amazing that it restores faith in human creativity ? 
http://www.lateral-inc.com/about-us/team/

9.    Live for yourself, laugh at yourself and just when you think it’s all just a speech, ride up and shine… ‘Oppa Gangnam’ style!  

RACE 2 the nearest Exit!!

Race 2 is a sheer disgrace to the awesome Race and basically a movie full of poopholes and probably not worth an effort even if you are tired of counting the interruptions of Arnab Goswami . 

Jacqueline Fernandez’s talent is put forth in the form of uncalled for slutty moans and bimbo strutting. She plays an arm candy to John Abraham whose acting is worse than his character sketch, lacking power and expressions completely. Then there was Uncle Saif to bore you further. Anil Kapoor’s dialogues were ripped off from a C grade disgusting movie though Ameesha played a bimbo so well, it seemed it was inbuilt in her persona!

What can I say about the routine monkey dance and song routine.. The story is so dumb that I don’t feel like torturing myself recalling it frame by frame. The climax of this super flop movie was in a super plane which survived open windows and broken doors. LOL!

P.S(If you are just too jobless): Girls, watch it for Deepika’s awesome style, sexy clothes, shoes, accessories and tonnes of attitude worth learning. Guys, mentioning Deepika is enough I hope? ;)

Sigh! If only she could change the almost certain fate of this film just like she LOLed(changed) the sequence of cards through a micro sensor fitted in her goggles! ;)

A lil beer and lots of Beauty ;)

A T Shirt I had designed for a beer-o-philic friend but the printing seriously pooped on all my photoshop hard work >.<

It's all about Nothing

I have been falling short of feelings to pick up pen and paper (Okay word file and keyboard in reality) because I have nothing on mind.  Nothing is beautiful. It’s the void between materialism and heart. A happy place which I create and dissolve as and when I want to. It’s a sacred state I wish yet fear to achieve.  

Then there is a nothing which is painful. A void that is forced. A certain news has always put my life into perspective.  A woman recently lost her husband at the trigger of nothing. It was a normal day till the night it was decided that he would not live. I have never spoken to her and don’t know how she cried, how much she cried but I feel a bond of pain. How could he just go away! The excitement in the relationship had settled down to a beautiful friendship and understanding and the god just recalled him. Why? What did she do?? The hair had not even turned pepper salt before life turned grey for her.

 I anticipate the blues, the pain, the fear as I stand here cribbing about losing hair, food, toenail, fighting when all I should be caring about is nothing.

Manly India?

"Dhol Ganwar Shoodra Pashu Nari Sakal tadana ke adhikari"

This is a quote by  Kalidasa which means Animals, illiterate Harijans and any woman who behaves like an animal deserve to be beaten up.Clearly shows how a concerned Mr. Kalidasa handed over the social responsibility of controlling the C grade beings of society to the Mankind ages ago.

“A child’s gender is more dependent on the man’s sperm than the divine interruptions” is like a funny joke in an Indian family, seeing the no. of mothers being tortured if she doesn’t give birth to a potential rapist. After all, he will be taking the family legacy forward.

But all families don’t encourage their son to be rowdy. Some actually ask “KulDeepaks” to study and become something. “Arrey! Padhega nahi toh achi ladki se shaadi kaise hogi!?Apni behen ki shaadi kaise karwaaega!??”

Achi ladki means daughter of a rich tycoon who hates his daughter so much that he will pay just to part with her.The poor ‘behen’ is an expert at studying, cooking, cleaning, talking in a meek voice and everything but self defense. The same ‘behen’ eventually becomes the epicenter of her brother’s favorite word as he hits puberty.

Some men blame space constraint for their *eve pleasing*. More the crowd, stronger is the pull to pinch and pat anything that doesn’t resemble a male figure. The world also has nice guys who just flash their license to rape (Penis) and smile away to glory. But even they rape. With their eyes.

Why is an Indian man so horny? Because he saw his mother getting assaulted and finds it a norm? Because in school, boys and girls were made to sit separately and the closest boys could come to interacting with girls was in their fantasy land? Because the society will not let him date a girl normally? Because his parents won’t let him satiate his sex drive before they get the deserved amount of cash ? Or because short hemline indicates a consenting girl and salwar kurti represents someone too meek to protest? After all, if he is a man, how will he not manhandle!



In every rape case, there is a rapist, a victim and hundreds of witnesses-those who could, but did not stop it. May be they have the same testosterone that drives a man to rape. May be that’s what stops them from standing up for a girl’s dignity and life.

 May be our culture itself is a big scam. May be, I am not proud to be an Indian anymore.

I wish every Indian man would implement this:

Chappal Chor!

Recently a special friend who is always high on morals and always forces me to distinguish between right and wrong like that Sunday serial on DD1,” Yeshu Dayasagar” lost his expensive shoes. Funny!


Suddenly the price of his shoes went upto 2600 from the 500 that he had told me. Modesty & lies are like Inzamam-Ul-Haq and English. They can never be compatible. Hopefully he has finally learnt that he shouldn’t lie to me.  God has his ways to make anyone spill truth. :D

Now dirty, hot ground sent a shockwave to his head and ‘need’ slamchoked ‘Mr. Goodie two shoes’. He had a decision to make. An action to perform. He had to fend for himself. He had to steal. From an infinite array of shoes. This is what I call ‘Shoercle of Life’ ;)






He chose 2 chappals. Formed a pair. Pair was like Rakhi Sawant and Anna Hazare. Totally different. :D
He has been justifying it all with the fact that he chose dirty ones in exchange of his expensive one. :D

Every molecule of my body is laughing that someone stole his shoes and I have been bombarding him with songs like “Chorni baaga maa bole..” and will  be teasing him to watch movies like “Chori Chori Chupke”  for a lifetime. Tattoos of “Mera friend chor hai” have also been discussed.
But I wish he had stolen a really good one. Atleast we could be sure that he did not leave a poor man with naked feet.  

It’s funny yet sad that religious places have been turned into red light area for shoe lifting. God help me if I ever wear a pretty shoe to temple!


P.S: Dear Shoe lifters, Booze and shoes are all that a man needs. Giving up either hurts. ;)

Make DreamsWork !

Dreams do come true if a chap gets placed in a dude company like DreamWorks.

So what if they undergo a few funny tweaks to settle in the dudeness ;)

Step 1: Refer to the fb pics of seniors, analyze their attire and chop off all the pants to knee length.  

 Step 2: If you are unfortunately named something like ‘Teerthankar’ brace yourself up to be called ‘Tatti’ as a part of ‘disfigure-any-name’ tradition.

Step 2.5: Compare it against colleges nicks like Golu, Badboo, Ghissu and cry.

Step 3: Learn to distinguish between male and female colleagues. Men will always have longer hair and prettier earrings.

Step 4: Get rid of the weird Indian accent. Religiously watch video lectures of F.R.I.E.N.D.S . to overcome this handicap.

Step 5: Wear GAP sweatshirt no matter how hot the weather is. Don’t wear full pants no matter how cold the weather is.

Step 6: Wear only bathroom slippers to work.

Step 7: Get ears pierced. Right after lower lip piercing.

Step 8: Buy fake boom boom boomer tattoos for biceps incase still numb with the pain of piercing.

Btw, all this this is just my guess about the guys who work  9 floors above me. Reality may be even more interesting. ;)